would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
I just melted my phone trying to make cookies. I think that's a sign.
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
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