Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
It's very disconcerting to wake up and she is gone. I never know where she could be. It's like playing wheres Waldo but Waldo could potentially be drunk and wandering around in weird places that normal Waldo's don't go.
I had to replace her wine with red vitamin water. So if she’s alive, you can thank me
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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