Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
You admitted to me in secrecy that you want to jerk off a unicorn.
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
so what if he's got a new girlfriend. the guy i'm fucking has an english accent. i win.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
should my penis look like a turkey
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
Just stepped off the plane in St. Louis. I'm breaking out in hives, I'm allergic to Midwesterners. Can't WAIT to get the fuck out of here.
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
how drunk are you?
Several
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
Randomize
