i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
And then she was like, "don't do anything. No blow jobs, don't let him stick his fingers in weird places because people have germs."
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
Just realized tomorrow is the anniversary of the time Dean and I glued DJ's leg back together with Neosporin and an Ace bandage. I'm bringing red velvet cupcakes to the party to celebrate.
The good news is I woke up fully clothed, on top of my covers, with a half eaten granola bar. So, breakfast was waiting for me and I’m already dressed and ready to go today.
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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