If that was your dad, he is hot
I hate the awkward morning-after-I-took-your-virginity conversations.
I think my goal in life now is to be a Trending topic on Twitter after I die.
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
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just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
Just woke up next to a girl with 30 hot dogs in my bed. Vodka you win again.
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
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I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
Really need a jack off emoji
Who do we write to about that?
The next time you invite me out to a bar full of cougars warn me first. I never felt like a piece of meat before.
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