I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
I jumped out of a moving car going sixty into my driveway because I had to shit so bad. It is not a good day today.
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
Going to the eye doctors drunk makes you feel like your doing a sobriety test! They have to know..
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