He was all up on my grill like I was having a BBQ. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE A GRILL.
Literal conversation "you are ________ ____. you facebook friended me"
Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
do you remember when we thought we were both knocked up by the same guy like two days apart and would have half twins? Thats a best friend moment.
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
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