i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
She swallowed my jizz and then took a shot of jack daniels and said "chaser." This cant be real life.
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
He stared me down while singing "Let Me Love You" to me while we were having sex. I don't know whether to marry him or file a restraining order.
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
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