Me too!
great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
Nothing says happy baby shower like showing up still kinda drunk from last night with an open tall boy in one hand and fries in the other.
Currently emptying half-full wine bottles from fridge into my mouth and refilling with water for later. Drunk survivalist recycling!
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
Randomize
