youll never guess who i didnt fuck at that party
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
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You kept excitedly announcing to the bar what time it was. Followed by an equally excited "Clock language still makes sense!"
yeah, you were trying to hump the doorman.
when did we get a doorman?
we were also in the wrong building...
He doesn't need a wingman, he needs a miracle
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
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hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
Just renamed the subject of my sex list on my phone "grocery list" just in case anyone comes across it
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