I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
My mom just said she had more presents to wrap, so I should "smoke some weed & go back to bed"... She really is Santa Claus
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
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