Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
You're earring is so big in my mouth
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
This baby is an asshole
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
The uberlube is also flammable
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
and then she asked if she could shave my junk
and howd that go?
can you pick me up from the hospital?
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