who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
Grilled cheese and whiskey for lunch is why i should NEVER be a housewife.
He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking
I come back upstairs and there he was sitting in a speedo. He handed me a blanket and said "let's cuddle" how is this real life?
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
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