fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
I woke up and there was 3 different size condom wrappers on the floor. What is this goldie locks and the 3 condoms???
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
I let a drunk, gay man in a dragon costume motor-boat me. With his dragon head.
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
You peed all over his floor and had a bottle popped in your ass when you passed out. Don't tell me I'm "still living in my college days"
I will consider today a failure if my nipple isn't bitten at least 😂
Oh is THAT how we're gonna play mini golf
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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