i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
just woke up and my boobs have "fun police" written on them
1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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