i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
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