There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
I swear ... this hickey is a map to Amelia Earhart's whereabouts
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
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You tried to get the stranger on the sea bus to give you a bite of his chicken sub by repeating over and over "im in a girl band"
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
If she asks the cat was vomiting before I fed it fried calamari
Took an impromptu nap on the floor of a starbucks bathroom using my backpack as a pillow. Please tell me you have been this hungover
First thought today, I need a ventriloquist dummy that looks like me. This week's project has been determined.
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Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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