There's a man in a pair of gray footie pajamas and a paper crown watching the kids at the playground. It was easier to tell who was a pedophile before Where the Wild Things Are came out.
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
They tried to convince me I broke Alex's nose. Also they stranded me on the roof.
That's what they get for locking a drunk laxer in Mitch's car.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
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