I have the sudden urge to buy a Snuggie and wear it to the grocery store.
He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
Please stop sending me picture messages of your shit. Seriously. I don't care if it looks like popcorn chicken.
handjob tips. give me some.
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
I'm not complaining, but why is it that every time I hang out with you I come home with random injuries and random girls?
Randomize
