question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
My aunt totally just drunk dialed me when i was super stoned, it was so intense
Im sweating champagne and woke up in nothing but a tuxedo jacket. What didnt go wrong last night?
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
it is my last wish that my tale be published posthumously as a warning to anyone thinking of eating burger king at nine am
Chick in the reindeer getup puked on Baby Jesus last night. But then she bought us all empanadas so she's cool.
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
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