Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face
Can't talk, ducks in the car
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
Hey? Just a hypothetical. You ever accidentally kill somebody's cat on purpose? Like you didn't mean to but it had it coming? If you're wondering it tripped me while I was walking down the stairs and I landed on it as I fell.
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