mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
Vanillla milkshakes are the new Gold Bond. Will explain later.
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
Since when do you wear a bracelet?
Not a bracelet. Half a pair of handcuffs
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
My roommate has gone Christmas crazy. It looks like Jack Frost came all over my living room. Wanna come fuck me in the fake snow by the fireplace?
Woke up with a text saying "when I get to see them titties again lil ma??" With 8 beads around my neck & an empty bottle of vodka in my arms.
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
I just chased my birth control with Smirnoff. Shit's about to go down.
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