An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
Totally just grabbed the wrong dick. Damn this tequila.
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
Oh, honey. If you're seeing a girl just for the sex, never doubt that she knows and she's doing the same thing. We're not stupid, we're just craftier than you.
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
Randomize
