Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
I have surprise drugs for everyone
Ok I am NOT pregnant. I could shove coal up my vagina and my uterus would turn it into a diamond in a matter of minutes
Fuck me this girl I went home with has a cover on her remote control so there is no spills to ruin it. Imagine how many condoms she's going to make me wear
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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