doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
i just called corporate taco bell to ask about the life span of a chicken burrito.
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
His fuck buddy just got fake tits and wants him to 'come break them in.' I need his life.
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
He just snapchatted me a picture of his cock. The angle makes it look like a freakin skyscraper. Thinking of photoshopping a little monkey on it.
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
I get sad thinking about all the sex I’m missing out on because of the virus
I instituted “quarantine and chill” months ago. It’s not like penises go soft just because they’re working at home.
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