And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
I woke up covered in sausage cart mustard and champagne
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I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
I had a dream about masturbating with toys I can't afford.
My sex life and finances are equally in shambles.
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
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She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
And regarding bottomless mimosas stopping at 1 pm, there was a chick who drove her car into the back of the bar. Blame that bitch, not you peeing in the koi pond.
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
I was at a crossroads, dude. Like, do I wanna eat chicken McNuggets or talk about my feelings?