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You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.
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His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
It was like god placed me in his bed and said," here's your shot girl. Don't mess this up." And I looked at god and laughed in his face.
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
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Know what's awkward? Having a couple of moving guys watch while you detach the bondage cuffs from your bedframe, that's what.
The guy who's car I hit last night just followed me on Twitter...not sure how to feel about it.
I'm going to have to include Angry Orchard in my thesis acknowledgements
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.