And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
OMG stoned with flashing lights behind me, I was freaking out until I realized I wasn't driving my couch
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
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When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
Anderson Cooper just came out.
Crying tears of glitter and rainbows right now. Gonna decorate my dildo like My Little Pony in his honor.
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
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Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
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