Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
a kid in a transformers shirt tried to pick me up last night at work. he also rolled up on a bicycle, the kind with pedals. do i look that easy?
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
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I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
It felt like he was juggling my kidneys with the head of his penis... If you could even call it that, it was more like a lochness monster. Huge and mythical.
six ambien and a bong later...he was calling me blueberry princess who need rescuing from the evil oven, and he was sir Eatsalot.
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cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
TONIGHT IS GOING TO BE A FUCKING BLAST. EVEN IF I HAVE TO SET OFF A BUNCH OF FIREWORKS IN YOUR KITCHEN.
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
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