I just broke up with Liz. I feel awful so I put two free rentals on her Blockbuster account.
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
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He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
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Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
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