is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
I woke up with a stapler in my ass. Don't even complain to me.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
*swallows 40 gallons of heavy water and astral projects into buzzfeed* Top Ten Reasons Why I Am God
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
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