I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
My Mini-Van Handjob Milf is leaving the company. I need to find a new job. I can’t handle this place without those handjobs
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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