dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
Only girl at that party wearing a fake beard and I STILL get laid...
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
It's like Facebook knows when I'm about to masturbate and tells me to reconnect with exes.
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
He just told me he's been drinking vodka at work all day. I'm starting to believe in soul mates.
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
You want to complain about your sex life to me? Right now mine consists of trying to masturbate lightly enough not to wake her up with bed shakes. Go. Fuck. Yourself.
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
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