ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
You were rubbing your foot on one of your legs and kept saying, "My sock feels like a waterslide!"
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
I wish people could trade lives with me for a day so they could see how much better my life is compared to theirs
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