sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
My mom just offered to be my designated driver tonight. I love being an adult.
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
I also told the bartender he probably had a beautiful spleen
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
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