Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
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i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
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He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
rest in peace liver.
It was nice having you occupy space in my body that could be holding beer n chicken.
that's going in my livers obituary.
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
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