Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
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I caught him trying to shit in her bed. I asked him why he was doing it and he said "because it's wrong."
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
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Apparently at some point last night someone gave me tequila. There was a few shots left when I woke up so that was breakfast. This is a good birthday
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
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