um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I wanted to dispute a few 411 charges on my phone bill. The service rep told me I called them four times asking for Lady Gaga's number.
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
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I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
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i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
you did that thing you do when youre drunk where you rant about bruce springsteen, start hooking up with someone and then pass out midway through
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
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