that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
"They let me see the x-ray. My nose is broken. I saw it. It was cool. Well, I guess it would be cooler if it wasn't my nose."
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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