Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
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did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
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but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
Mazeltov!
I'm in the fetal position trying to figure out a way to get someone to deliver me pancakes.
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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