you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
I walked in on you eating olive oil off of a plate. you gave me this look and I just started crying. we were that drunk.
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
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