he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
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That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
I tried to explain to the cop how we all have skeletons in our closets but he just wouldn't listen.
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
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Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
Got baked and laid and ate baked lays when I laid down while baking the brownies I I’m Superman
You’re still high, aren’t you?
Oh yeah
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