The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
I'm at verizon, the guy asked me why my phone is full of seeds. Deff. Not leaving my phone with you anymore.
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
Drunk roommate walked in on us and asked if we wanted to go eat a sandwich with her in the bathroom.
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
Right now, millions of people are waking up to get ready for work, start their day, and be productive members of society. I just found a 40 stashed in my fridge. I'm getting daybreak drunk. Zero fucks are given.
Isn't being unemployed beautiful sometimes?
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
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