babies were throwing up all over the place
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
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