They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
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got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
Not much. Some creepy guy on Grindr thinks he knows who I am and where I live. So I sent him to that place with jockstraps and bacon. Hope he has fun.
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
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He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
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