Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
I woke up with like grass burns all over my body, i'm pretty sure i made out with someone under a bus. . . but i'm not sure
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
She kept talking about how amazing the banana she had yesterday was. Don't know if it was innuendo, stoned, or just a really amazing banana.
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
Tell me not to drink and get on ladders. I think I need the reminder.. I'm clumsy enough sober.
I just drunkenly signed my mortgage application...
Is this how the global financial crisis happened?
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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