In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
There is no way I'm taking advice from somone who's idea of a balanced diet consists of vodka and lemon detox juice
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
She pulled up to the bar in a limo, wasted, and alone. Gets out, shrugs and slurs "I couldn't find a cab" and proceeds to take a shot.
I'm in love.
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
We were on the beach when you spilled sand in the bottle and said "relax it's vodka, it'll disinfect itself"
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
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