Ben affleck wants to be a US senator. Just thought you would puke with me
Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
what happened last night?
u kept telling him to fuck u optimus prime style
that explains why his roommate kept saying autobots roll out this morning as i left
I hope as the only other living being in this apartment you can explain to me why the toilet was full of cheerios this morning.
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
Of course I have a pirate flag
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
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