I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
Apparently duct taping your dick to your buttcheks before the first time she goes down on you isn't as funny as projected. She cried because she thought I was a girl the whole time.
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
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