you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
We got so high we made milksteak
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
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