i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
This house was built for laser tag.
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
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Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
i've really grown. sober me left an alarm for me every 10 minutes that said NO FAT CHICKS!
dude. im stealing that.
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
I'm going on a valentine's date with the random guy i hooked up with in the bar bathroom this weekend...i feel like julia roberts
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
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I met a bunch of Germans and said in german "this is for the fatherland" and poured a beer on my head
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
Look, if I'm too lazy to put any effort into sexting, you better believe I'm too lazy to put any effort into dating.
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
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