I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
It's like a puppy that we have to take care of at all times or else she'll get sad, lonely, and chew on the furniture. And by 'chew on the furniture', I mean have anonymous sex.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
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Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
Inconspicuously
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
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Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
And with the bitter taste of failure in my mouth, i am off to pub to drown it in tequila and 19 year olds, so in the morning i can add pregnancy and stds to my list of problems.
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
I figured it out! There's blood on the kitchen floor because I fell into the dishwasher. And there's a face dent. And it doesn't work.
Yea.....I saw that happen.
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