my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
At first I was confused when I woke up with shards of glass and pickle brine in my pants. But then I remembered I hung out with you last night.
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
Two of my roommates are waxing their vaginas in the living room. Can I come smoke?
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
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