Youll never guess who has to go to fucking planned parenthood because trojan cant make a fucking condom
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
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This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
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Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
Sangria Sundays can't keep happening. Even my second grade students know I'm hungover. Benji even gave me his oreos its that bad
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
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