So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
Pro tip: if you can avoid puking on your carpet, do so. Cleaning it up is absolutely no fun at all.
No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
He literally just laid flat on top of me motionless at one point. It felt less like foreplay and more like he was trying to use me as a flotation device. 0/10
75% of the time I swipe right on Bumble for girls over 40 is because I think their 18 year old daughter is hot.
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
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