It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
Are you alive?
I googled "I don't want to vomit anymore," and "how to rip out your uvula," at 9 am this morning, but I'm still here. Uvula and all.
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
Randomize
