I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
Sometimes I wonder why I hang out with you. And then you show up half naked at my door with a half gal of vodka, and I remember why.
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ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
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I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
Did I tell you about my dream that I got handed a $100 and my vagina dissolved it? I think it wants me to not be a whore anymore.
I tried to get the guy I like to “spit shake” on a sexual bet... why am I such a bro fml
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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